Night Coaster illuminates blind nocturnal gropings
...Night Coaster. I think it's kind of neat. Essentially, it's a small saucer that you can place your glasses, watch or condoms on. Reach over for them in the dark and it senses the movement of your hand, lighting up so you can see your stuff. I think I just like seeing the spirit of Sharper Image detach itself from its diseased, pustulant...
