Miss IFA Shows Us Her Jewels, and Her Philips and Swarovski Crystals Too [Ifa 2008]
...Miss IFA, Miss IFA... Miss IFA with yourfakered hair, Miss IFA with yourreallong legs, Miss IFA with your really big Philips and Swarovski Active Crystals... how much do we love thee? Let me count the ways
One, because you put the "Miss" in IFA. Two, because of the way your sweet voice sounds when you tell us "zee Active Crystals Happy Laura...
