A chick is for life, not just for Easter
...chick won't last a lifetime, but it's lifespan does depend on battery life and your ability to avoid treading on it, crushing its poor unsuspecting back and leaving it for dead (well not quite, but you get the drift). You'd expect to see this kind of thing around Easter season, but like a newborn pup, a chick is for life and not just to keep...
