Gaylord, the 1950's canine automaton with "a bone of his own"
...canine automaton from the 1950's ("He comes with a bone of his own," the announcer informs us. Indeed?) drew me into a nightmarish re-enactment of the persecution I had to endure every day as I minced around my kindergarten playground. "Gaylord! Gaylord!" the purple-faced goblins of my peer group would cry. Then they descended upon me, a...
