Techlasers contacted me a while back asking if I wanted to review one of their green lasers. Being all about cool toys I agreed and it wasn’t long before they had sent me one of their Infiniti II Green Lasers.  I gotta say these things are kick ass cool. It was especially fun on Halloween night while spooking in the local corn maze,  I’m not sure which was more fun, scaring people in costume or freaking people out with the laser. It also made for great fun during the New Years countdown.

The laser itself comes packaged in a nice box and is accompanied by orange safety goggles and a note recommending they be worn when the laser is in use. They’re not lying, I aimed it down the hall and it was so bright I had to close my eyes. The casing is metal painted with a flat blue finish and comes with a silver carrying tube that’s very handy for traveling, allowing you to just stick it in your pocket.

The laser takes 2 AAA batteries, which it phenomenal considering how much power it puts out and what’s even better, they seem to last a good while. I’ve been playing with the laser off and on for several weeks now and the batteries last a pretty good while but I found that to get optimal performance from the laser you need good batteries.  On a fresh set of batteries you can do things like burn holes in black plastic, pop black or dark balloons and light matches.  We were able to pop a black balloon that was filled with air only, we tried serveral times to get it to pop one filled with water but it never would. We tried both warm and hot water in the balloon but it seemed the laser cooled too fast on the surface it would never penetrate.  Oh well, it’s still powerful enough to be dangerous so caution should be exercised when using this laser and it makes a great pointer, especially if you’re star gazing, just don’t be pointing at any airplanes, that could get you a visit from some men in black suits.

Overall I’m impressed with this laser, so has everyone I’ve shown it too. If you’re looking for a decent powerful laser pointer then check out TechLasers.

Consider this a public service announcement, with attention to Team Ninja. Apple apparently doesn’t want developers to experiment with breast physics on the iPhone. The developers of iBoobs say Apple denied their app.

What does it do? Jiggles jubblies, basically. And, according to the developer(?), they had “many ideas for things like touch screen [support]” and “adjustable physics settings and breast size” but say that Apple nixed the simulation.

Is it just me or does this seem like the most depressing Christmas ever? Nobody seems to buy anything for anybody because they’re broke and nobody seems to have the usual holiday spirit. Just the other day I was talking to a girl with big boobs and she told me that even though she has awesome big boobs they weren’t enough to make her happy this Christmas. That’s when you know things are really bad.

As the story goes, solar panel manufacturer Schott Solar wanted to find a clever way to promote the fact that their panels come with a 20 year warranty. So the Saatchi & Saatchi ad agency in Frankfurt, Germany came up with this wall calendar that features a tear-off page for every day of the year, for the next 20 years. Understandably the 7,300+ pages end up sticking out about 2 feet from the wall, and it looks like it comes with a pair of pretty hefty screws for securing it. Sucks to be the sales team who has to carry around this promotional item.

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We are continuing our neverending quest to present the connections between music and adult industry. Our latest fave is Dasha Astafieva. She is an Ukranian model, singer (member of an all-girl band named NikitA) and the latest bunny of Uncle Hef. We have some pictures of her latest see-through dress thongless action and of course we give you some music as well, three NikitA videos are waiting for you to check out her, hmm talent in singing.