Let me tell you, there’s nothing better than a hot towel on your face after a close shave at the barber shop. It’s like stepping back in time or something. The Barber’s chair might be the only place a fella can share his troubles with another man and not walk out drunk. A place to really relax– as long as your barber isn’t Sweeney Todd of Fleet Street.

But, I don’t always have time to get to the barber shop twice a week. My version of shaving is mowing my face with an electric shaver, while sprinting around the house, trying to wrangle my kids while I look for my keys to the car. Once I missed a whole section of my face and didn’t notice until I made my first trip to the restroom, at work. Nutty.

So, I have decided to invest in The Greatest Shave Ever Kit. It’s like color by numbers, but for shaving. Step by step I can give myself a great shave, without feeling like I just ripped a layer of skin off. Look, it’s just like Christmas goose, you gotta fatten the thing up before you have for dinner- you gotta prep you face. The Greatest Shave Ever Kit comes with cleanser, beard oil, a kick-butt shaving cream, and a soothing aftershave lotion. You’ll be smoother than Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid. Did you know he was like 30 when he made those movies?
Okay, not really. . .