We were thinking we might have shown you the fanciest Foosball table ever made until we saw the Teckell Collection 2008, exquisite creations made of sparkling crystal, and populated with shiny aluminum players. Take your pick of regulation sized tables, or cute coffee-table-sized and mini versions.

Adriano Design, the high-end Italian artists behind this sculpture-as-table-game, are coy when it comes to pricing on this ostentatious object. It’s so fancy with its glass see-through walls and delicate footballer statuettes, we’re thinking our writing team here would have to don tuxes and evening gowns just to play a few games.