The idea is simple, almost stupid. It's a technological solution to a problem no one has ever had. That said, I rather like the Night Coaster. I think it's kind of neat. Essentially, it's a small saucer that you can place your glasses, watch or condoms on. Reach over for them in the dark and it senses the movement of your hand, lighting up so you can see your stuff. I think I just like seeing the spirit of Sharper Image detach itself from its diseased, pustulant corporate flesh to inhabit other companies, inspiring them hock crap gadgets while spider-walking around. $24.99!

Night Coaster [Taylor Gifts via 7Gadgets]